Tuesday, July 18, 2006
ahahx.. here to share some interesting article tat i hav read.. enjoy~
Mother knows best
BRIAN invited his mum over for dinner.
While watching him and his room-mate, Joey, his mum wondered if there was more between them than met the eye.
Brian said:"I assure you Joey and I are just room-mates."
About a week later, Joey said to Brian:"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Bian said:?Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail just to be sure."
He wrote:"Dear Mum: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house; I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you went here for dinner. Love, Brian."
Days later, his mother e-mailed back:"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Joey. But the fact remains that if Joey is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
Lesson of the day: Never lie to your mother.
Lolx!
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
